(Things written in Italics describe the thoughts in my mind!)
Getting work done
Expectation – After I wake up from this power nap in one hour, I’m going to finish that write up, do chores, finalise project topic and finish that book.
Reality – What day/year/century is this? Who am I? Where am I? Why am I?
Mom – “Finally! You’ve been sleeping for 4 hours, get up now.”
A walk in nature
Expectation ~ A long undisturbed walk with fresh breeze, rustling leaves, sweet earthy smell, musings and perhaps a chance encounter with Mr Rochester even?
Reality ~ *While walking on joggers track in park*
Ah! So airy and cold, amazing!
Eek, flies, more flies. Walk fast!”
Someone from behind – “Excuse me.”
Me – “Oh sorry, go ahead, you too, oh you can too. Careful! Don’t run your bike on my foot, child.”
Ugh, let me try the grass.
Ew, creeps, annoying creeps. Ew, don’t look at me. Let’s stick to the track!
Ah! Track isn’t so bad!”
From somewhere – “Grrr..Grrrrrrrr”
“Bow-wow, bow-wow, bow-wow!”
Oh uh! That’s an army of dogs, well that’s enough walk for me today, time to leave, time to leave!
Act chill or they’ll notice!
Expectation – Take a small portion and focus on healthy stuff.
Reality – *Standing in front of mirror, starters, pizza slices, pasta and mandatory extremely high caloried shameless dessert indulgence later*
Is it possible to explode because of overeating? What have I done? I hate myself!
Expectation – Ah! It’s been a long day, let me relax and watch something for a while😄
Reality – Flick
I have seen this film
Seriously are you subscribed to this movie?
Ugh, let’s try TV series.
What’s with the expressions, are they all dead?
Enough with the seasons of this already
Let me try Hindi channels
Eek so loud
Mere Badle ki Aag! Lol how many times?!
Uu-u, this looks good
Shoot he just died
Oh, Savdhaan India (anti-crime show)
Fine let’s listen to some music
Bulleya (a song, channels are not getting tired of playing!)
Reality show made of Indian parents’ nightmares
More reality show
More annoying songs
Ugh love story show
Another love story? Seriously you guys are like 13, do you even know the table of 13?
Ugh! There’s nothing to watch on TV, I’m turning it off.
Let me try one last time
Please tell me I’m not alone here. What are some of your expectation vs reality situations?